this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
929 points (95.6% liked)

memes

14696 readers
3468 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.

What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain't nobody looking at my dirt star

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm straight and I want to get anally fucked

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’d still recommend a good trim just cause that shit looks gross (imo)

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Dingleberries

One shudders at the thought

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time

You're call.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.