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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was sneaking into a building while wild shaped into a cat, the mage was quietly removing knives from the kitchen with mage hand before creeping in the window. Our artificer was making sure there was no one in the manor's first floor bathroom. Upon finding a gentleman squatting down to relieve himself, she threw acid on him in a panic. That was when we rolled for initiative.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your artificer woke up that day and chose violence.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Not just violence, she melted a dude's junk off with acid. Just some staff in the manor, not even a guard.