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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is hard drive full of porn the modern day version of "box of communal porn found randomly in the forest"?

Literally EVERY male I grew up with knew about the box of porn in the forest, even though most of us grew up in different states.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You should start growing one for your kids to enjoy. In a few years it will likely have been germinated. On. By the locals. Especially George. Fucking George sticks his Dick in everything. Especially forest porn.