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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad." Hahahahah

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is literally the difference between me and my wife ;)