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[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ, yes, I am a comfort hunter. You think I get up at the ass crack of dawn every day for fun? You think I want to push buttons on a computer all day because I'm just weirdly into it?

No! I do this shit because I have to!

Fucking hell. I've already accepted that I have to make your company money if I want to live in a house. For the love of all that is good in this world, PLEASE do not make me pretend to like it. I'm already weirded out that you're so into it.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Making you pretend to like it is HR's kink.

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

You clearly are not a "team player". HR already has a plan for your life, all you have to do is follow their instructions and things are smooth.

Feeling unhappy? Deal with that outside of work, and make sure it dont affect your work.

If its one topic i really feel passionate about, its the entire anti-work thing. Because we are human beings. All of us work because we have to. And thats it.