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[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemm.ee 87 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You are at the trolley switch, and are the CEO of the trolley line. An out-of-control trolley worth $20 million is heading toward a section of track where five workers are trapped. The alternate track is unmaintained, and will probably destroy the trolley beyond repair. Given the average wrongful death payout of one million dollars, you don't pull the switch, but you still face a minority shareholder lawsuit over the time you wasted considering it.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

The real issue to tophat man is that pulling the switch to rescue the workers might be seen as weakness and lead to having to negotiate with a union representative.

History tells us tophat man will kill them, instead, to prevent the risk of a union forming.

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shareholders first. Nothing second.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

exactly why private ownership is morally better, no shareholders to expect reasons for actions

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you think an obscenely wealthy individual owner vs a publicly-traded company owned by a group of them solves the fundamental issue?

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

makes it more of the owner's personal choice, rather than having to come up with a justification to the shareholders.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

But that’s good because wealth and power aren’t known to corrupt and change people right?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

likely to pull the switch to kill the workers on purpose

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's no good, you'll have the 5 wrongful deaths to settle and probably still have to pay for repairs even if the trolley is not fully destroyed. It's your fiduciary duty to not pull the lever.