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[–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 7 points 1 day ago

This is nice

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Neal's made a lot of nice things.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago

Happy Red Face is definitely a Linked In "CEO" of a blog that he imagines will make money if only he licks enough boots.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

"One day I'll own this trolley"

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemm.ee 87 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You are at the trolley switch, and are the CEO of the trolley line. An out-of-control trolley worth $20 million is heading toward a section of track where five workers are trapped. The alternate track is unmaintained, and will probably destroy the trolley beyond repair. Given the average wrongful death payout of one million dollars, you don't pull the switch, but you still face a minority shareholder lawsuit over the time you wasted considering it.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

The real issue to tophat man is that pulling the switch to rescue the workers might be seen as weakness and lead to having to negotiate with a union representative.

History tells us tophat man will kill them, instead, to prevent the risk of a union forming.

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shareholders first. Nothing second.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

exactly why private ownership is morally better, no shareholders to expect reasons for actions

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you think an obscenely wealthy individual owner vs a publicly-traded company owned by a group of them solves the fundamental issue?

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

makes it more of the owner's personal choice, rather than having to come up with a justification to the shareholders.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

But that’s good because wealth and power aren’t known to corrupt and change people right?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

likely to pull the switch to kill the workers on purpose

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's no good, you'll have the 5 wrongful deaths to settle and probably still have to pay for repairs even if the trolley is not fully destroyed. It's your fiduciary duty to not pull the lever.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Red so cheerful, so upbeat. I wonder what they must be going through to be looking forward to the trolley running over them.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Red believes in the inherent goodness of humanity. Of course green will pull the lever, so why be stressed?

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

Haha. Now this drawing is going to pop into my head next time a friend is praising extreme Libertarian philosophy.

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Meme about right-winger low-class workers.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I don’t think being run over by a trolley would be that bad tbh. And you could get the dollar out of it when you return it to the shop later.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I didn't care, until it happened to me! TO ME!!!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's always someone else... until it's not anymore.

Also, you're weird! 🤪 (The highest compliment I can think of receiving, so I offer it to you along with my thanks for posting 🙏)

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 2 points 1 day ago

Hey that's me!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If only the trolley had the power to stop in place.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Who would build machinery that way?! Think of all the ethics academics jobs it would destroy!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I always though it was weird how none of the people on the track just roll out of the way, since they're not tied to anything."

rolls out of the way