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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

More specifically, a handmaid.

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The classic Provo soak+jump hump

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blessed be the fruit.