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Anon discovers he might be gay
To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick
Then explain his quote in this documentary, Mrs scientist.
NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar
No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.
Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.
But there are no straight men on 4chan
Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then
All Anons are males. And gay.