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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.

Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

But there are no straight men on 4chan

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

All Anons are males. And gay.