try therapy
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.
Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.
Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
Believe it or not, straight to therapy.
Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it
Fake: anon had sex
Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
Someone hasn't had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Got ‘em!
it could have been his point
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Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.
No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show
Anon discovers he might be gay
To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
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Evolution anon
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