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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How far up the chute are we talking?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there