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Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky
Self cleaning ovens hahahha
I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina
https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina
What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.
Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?
What?
Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?
Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
I'll choose not.
it could have been his point
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She's never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
I think you mean her vulva. It's fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.
Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank... or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she'd probably still have to do a bit of angling... and... probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is... dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
... or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).
Fair enough, lol.
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper... ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don't have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet... however, if it gets fairly cold where you live... either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or... be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don't know this stuff.
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren't the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she's ever had a UTI from this practice.
Someone hasn't had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Holy damn, and the upvotes.. You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck
Dude it's okay, just take the L and say you don't know how vaginas work.
Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.
Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you're worried they'll smell like rotting eggs if you don't, I'm not your mum.
Got ‘em!