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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.

I have a potential solution:

She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank... or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.

Granted, she'd probably still have to do a bit of angling... and... probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is... dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?

... or possibly she is still considerably aroused?

Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Fair enough, lol.

I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper... ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.

You don't have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet... however, if it gets fairly cold where you live... either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or... be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.