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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Fair enough, lol.

I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper... ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.

You don't have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet... however, if it gets fairly cold where you live... either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or... be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.