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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 76 points 18 hours ago (39 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Someone hasn't had a girlfriend

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Got ‘em!

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