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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 27 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this person right here

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 21 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

You always were.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her "exotic pet"

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 7 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.