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Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard :(
If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
and you seem to be very fun at parties lmfao
What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.
My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.
So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?
I can respect that.
I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.
Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?
Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG
I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.
It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?
You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?
There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.
What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?
I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.
I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.
But you don't even know what that is!
Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?
And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?
https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44
Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.
I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.
Can't, sorry.
And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.
I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.
And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.
How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?
Oh im sorry for trying to understand your process and looking for parallels.
Does knowing about the existence of 'blow jobs' indicate obsession?
Im sorry, you're just trying to distract from your weird essentialized concept of piss. Lets get back on topic.