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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (24 children)

Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (21 children)

i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (20 children)

Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard :(

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago

and you seem to be very fun at parties lmfao

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

I can respect that.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

youtube link

Can't, sorry.

no acceptable amount of

And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.

And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 13 hours ago

Oh im sorry for trying to understand your process and looking for parallels.

Does knowing about the existence of 'blow jobs' indicate obsession?

Im sorry, you're just trying to distract from your weird essentialized concept of piss. Lets get back on topic.

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