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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

youtube link

Can't, sorry.

no acceptable amount of

And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.

And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.