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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

First thought: "Who would buy this?"

Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

… the Vice President of the USA

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

Love, JD

[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

JD.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

[–] buggybug@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Gently squirted on couch

uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

You know it when you see it.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 41 points 23 hours ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 119 points 1 day ago (3 children)

JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

because he wants it back

JD: "no skeet yet."

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (39 children)

It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering how much Belle Delphine was charging for her bottled bath water, this is bargain!

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Well without skeet it's clearly only worth $30 tops.

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