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[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The immediately obvious way is that you don't need a fucking scaffolding around your sink for any of this. Put the knives on magnets like a normal person. Dry your dishes and put them away like an adult, you aren't in college anymore, have some fucking dignity. Put the fruit literally anywhere else. That leaves the soap, which can just sit on the fucking counter. It's not going to damage anything in an earthquake. It doesn't need to be caged.

Counters should be flat, clean and empty of single purpose appliances or extraneous errata. This is the recipe for positive mental health.