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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize (tribune.com.pk)

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[–] tiberius@lemmy.ca 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"

47th President of the United States

[–] tiberius@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Isn't the count of Russian casualties over a million or something, now?