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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.

I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.

A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.

A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.

A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.

And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.

Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories

Tau males are gym bros (torque)

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.