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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories

Tau males are gym bros (torque)

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

Zeta Male is so mysterious that there is a $1,000,000 bounty on being able to predict his weak spots.