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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Naïve teenager or bad relationship dynamic?

The world may never know

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 3 weeks ago

Weird flirting would have been my guess

Or even just a bad attempt at small talk

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 114 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was thinking a joke, those jobs get so boring

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I used to ask "what did you do?" when there was a guy just buying a bouquet. Got a few chuckles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why I always ask if it's free when something doesn't scan the first time

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 25 points 3 weeks ago

I think it was more of a bad flirting attempt