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I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Skill issue
I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
It's not the typing that's the issue. It's the lack of blood going to the brain.
How to say you've got a big schlong without saying you've got a giant schlong /j
This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.
Seriously 🤣
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
I have no fucking idea what this means, so I will take offense and assume it's a movie quote. GOOD DAY!!
Speech to text, my brother.
More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
I just txt to speech directly from my little head. But it never surprises me because I already know what he's thinking.
"I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"
Fuck yes, that's so hot..
Yum last Newport at of.
Git gud, scrub.
Your sentences don't stick together?