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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Combined with a BJ, erecto patronum works better.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Considering "expecto patronum" it's jkr pseudolatin for "dad's coming"...

[–] coriza@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago