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I dunno, is that long enough?
Edit: Only 3.865 million years
He should have to pay rent the whole time too.
And taxes.
Not just taxes on what he makes in hell, but also the taxes he was supposed to pay while alive.
I'll add only that inflation 's a bitch, and you don't get raises in hell.
I wonder how high the rent in hell is.
Check prices by the jersey turnpike
Probably pretty cheap considering people are always dying to get in there
Surely that'd make it expensive! It's in high demand!
And the debt accrues interest.
No, he can't spend all of his income paying down the debt.
He has to pay rent, medical bills, pay for his car and insurance before he can begin to repay his debt.
No, because he'll still need to pay rent, utilities, and taxes. He'll be lucky if he pays off that debt before the heat death of the universe.
Might as well round it up to 4 to account for inflation.
20% increase in living expenses with no salary adjustment.
Fun fact: Lucy is dated 3.2 million years ago.
One year = 8,766 hours
33.88 x 10^9 / 8,766 = 3,865,551 Years
And I bet he spends another million years complaining about how unfair it is.
you can be rich like him if you work hard
Haha good one