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Amazon now requires some staff to show AI use to get promoted (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Y.T.’s mom decides to spend between fourteen and fifteen minutes reading the memo. It’s better for younger workers to spend too long, to show that they’re careful, not cocky. It’s better for older workers to go a little fast, to show good management potential. She’s pushing forty. She scans through the memo, hitting the Page Down button at reasonably regular intervals, occasionally paging back up to pretend to reread some earlier section. The computer is going to notice all this. It approves of rereading. It’s a small thing, but over a decade or so this stuff really shows up on your work-habits summary.

Snow Crash

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought this was a quote from the article until the end

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Back when it was published in '92, it was obvious fiction. These days, not as much.

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