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Peak security (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 14 points 4 weeks ago

This is the NetAdmin's problem. And he's got 3 ways to get into the datacenter, so he goddamn well better have an answer that doesn't involve airfare. Worst case, he's gotta use remote hands, but that would be embarrassing, and I'd not let him forget it. Nobody forgives me when I screw up a server cluster, so he gets no latitude when he takes a datacenter offline.