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Javqwcript's still arriving to the meeting
It had to download 300 of it's buddies first
nodejs hasnt started yet
It's waiting for the "light weight" node development server to start as well.
After that it's waiting for the call to open a browser to go through.
Then it's waiting for Google telemetry to finish phoning home before the page can load.
Javascript took the wrong turn and ended up in [object Object]