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[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's Palantir.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i forgot they were up in you guys' asses too. dude that reptilian douche canoe needs his brain rinsed out

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Personally I'd settle for opening Thiel with an axe. It worked for the Varangians, Normans, Vikings, and Minoans.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

classical-style. harder to pull off but extra points for that European flourish

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am 5 foot 5 inches tall with long hair and full wildman beard think a slightly more feral The Thing era Kurt Russell. I could pull it off with style, just give me a cape and shield.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

get it, Woad Warrior. be careful because you did just describe your appearence in what would likely be called "a cHiLliNg manifesto". But if Luigi Mangione is anything to learn from, it's that there is a planet of pure carnal thirst in the public consciousness for people who put metal objects inside of billionaires.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woad Warrior, clever gonna have to use that someday. Regardless if folks want to act stupid over the half crazed ramblings of a jackass on the internet then they should go to 4chan far more interesting if less sanitary.

Regardless in all practical terms I can invoke ancient imagery all I want Thiel is well outside my reach, let alone the reach of any weapons I could get near him. Also I can't get myself killed my grandmother can't lose another son and I have cats to take care of.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

okay, that's rational. I suppose I could've really believed it since it's apparently really easy to get close to the US president with a gun. and of course this is all satire but my ramblings are fully crazed, thank you very much