dude what the hell is going on over there? did somebody activate your leaders' sleeper phrase? usually you have to space all these regulations out unless your president is a pedophile and trying to instate martial law before the evidence finds its way to a court.
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The danish government "the social democrats" (who haven't been social democrats for 20 years....) are spearheading this bullshit. Their only argument is "we're going to catch more pedophiles, think of the children!!!", and whenever they're met with any arguments against this their reply is "you're overreacting" or "you're not even being serious".
My government can go fuck themselves. They're enemies of the people.
damn. "someone think of the children" propoganda tactics really need to be taught universally at a grade school level. it's so pathetic that people still fall for the tired medieval ass move.
You're right, but also telling us to think of the children.
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I think it's Palantir.
i forgot they were up in you guys' asses too. dude that reptilian douche canoe needs his brain rinsed out
Personally I'd settle for opening Thiel with an axe. It worked for the Varangians, Normans, Vikings, and Minoans.
classical-style. harder to pull off but extra points for that European flourish
I am 5 foot 5 inches tall with long hair and full wildman beard think a slightly more feral The Thing era Kurt Russell. I could pull it off with style, just give me a cape and shield.
get it, Woad Warrior. be careful because you did just describe your appearence in what would likely be called "a cHiLliNg manifesto". But if Luigi Mangione is anything to learn from, it's that there is a planet of pure carnal thirst in the public consciousness for people who put metal objects inside of billionaires.
Woad Warrior, clever gonna have to use that someday. Regardless if folks want to act stupid over the half crazed ramblings of a jackass on the internet then they should go to 4chan far more interesting if less sanitary.
Regardless in all practical terms I can invoke ancient imagery all I want Thiel is well outside my reach, let alone the reach of any weapons I could get near him. Also I can't get myself killed my grandmother can't lose another son and I have cats to take care of.
okay, that's rational. I suppose I could've really believed it since it's apparently really easy to get close to the US president with a gun. and of course this is all satire but my ramblings are fully crazed, thank you very much
democracy is ending
It ended last decade, they're just updating the EULA's to reflect the new reality.
Truth.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
19...19...1984.
Big brother, and 5 eyes, vpn won't solve it, we need encryption, judge warrants, and stronger privacy law please.
Agreed.
Why is the lady's head so tiny, tho?
Algeria art 🤢
Alegria*
Haha! I didn’t even notice my phone “autocorrect” it to Algeria
Allegra!
All leg ra!
Raw egg pal
"Design choice." -God
The EU Council has done nothing but neuter and diminish the proposal. It is "back" in the sense that Denmark have their turn at the presidency and have it in their proposed policies to try again.
This post's alarmist "2 months to xxxxx!" nonsense, is very effective Anti-EU propaganda. Tell me more about straight bananas.
they are gonna keep trying until it passes.
the only way is taking power back.
The sad thing is that they only need to win once. EU citizens have to win every single time this issue comes up.
because eu citizens are not winning anything at all. they will be winning when they take power back from the oligarchs, but they are clearly not in control.
Can we use the EU's overreaching powers to ban this art style forever? Thanks.
Idk how to embed gifs but:
I'm doing my part
wow, a 60 FPS fullhd GIF?! How?!
edit: oh of course, it's an mp4 actually
Damn, I can see her pores
Seriously why is that so crisp
Everyday that passes i have less and less will to get out of bed
Bring it, motherfuckers. I will encrypt everything.
Better join in the mesh nets while you can