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Technial Skills in 2025 (lemmy.ml)
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[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More essential IT skills to add to your resume:

  • preserving the environment
  • killing zombies
  • managing real-time executions
  • manual flushing of pipes
  • handling mixed signals
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

manual flushing of pipes

Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered...