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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda sad for the state of Texas that I thought this was a genuine article. Got me on this one Onion.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

From Texas. Me too.