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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB? (lemmy.world)
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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does /dev/null support sharding?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

What data?

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025