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Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters (www.facilitiesdive.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by artifex@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] sramder@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Snort idea.

Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NO!!

*snff*

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man… I just got nostalgic for Bush Jr.

Is it getting cold in here or is it just me? ;-)

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta admit, I have no idea how that one happened.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Autocorrect? Feels like I’ve been drafted this iOS beta cycle.

I can’t possibly be the best choice to train their new AI. I failed every English class but one.