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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People are squishy. You can outright kill a person with .22 subsonic which is great for squirrels.

Well... It's not great for the squirrels TBF but good for the hunting anyway.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is .22 good for squirrels?

No, it kills them... 😂

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

.22 is pretty much the only round you can use for squirrel wtf are you talking about

edit: I've had coffee and get the joke now