Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by callyral@pawb.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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And to that I said - "well, it's a long story."

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I read Stephen King's "Insomnia" in one night.

When asked how I did it, I said it was easy, I didn't sleep.

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I followed the directions" is what I expected from the punchline.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

I listened to Faithless instead