this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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[–] four@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does one do that in their mid-twenties?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have rich parents or no soul :)

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do I contact the devil to sell my soul?

Just talk to the people at Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, they are sure to know the devil on a first name basis.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Live in a cave and eat mushrooms. Retirement guaranteed to last the rest of your life!