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How does one do that in their mid-twenties?
Have rich parents or no soul :)
How do I contact the devil to sell my soul?
Just talk to the people at Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, they are sure to know the devil on a first name basis.
Live in a cave and eat mushrooms. Retirement guaranteed to last the rest of your life!