this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have rich parents or no soul :)

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do I contact the devil to sell my soul?

Just talk to the people at Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, they are sure to know the devil on a first name basis.