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For reference, this trial had the following groups, based on Ejaculation's Per Month (EPM)
Why would you set the top category as less than daily?
You would have to assume some of the guys in the 21+ EPM bracket were hitting over 40, at least.
Maybe there is no limit? Maybe literally infinite ejaculation, from the start of November to the end, day and night, wake and sleep, completely eliminates any possibility of prostate cancer.
Achieving infinite ejaculation has been a dream of humankind since the dawn of time.
A state of perpetual bliss, genitals constantly spraying ejaculatory fluid, the Adonis-like physique that would come from constantly tensing your muscles as waves of pleasure pulse through you, the walls of your house plastered and reeking of semen or female ejaculate (shemen?).
But alas, history has proven that such a dream is unobtainable, and the annals of history are full of those that have died trying to achieve this dream.
There has to be an acceptable line between "no prostate cancer" and "dick falling off".