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Since this is just a picture with a "scientists" statement, which are usually false facts ..
Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk
I'm enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!
How do you manage that while typing?
You have two hands, right?
I need both of them for my monster dong
Skill issue
Speak for yourself. We don't all have three hands!
Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old "one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?"
Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.
Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?
Yes, what's the next step?
Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.
dicktation!
I wonder if it's also because they've got healthier bodies or less stress or something. In any case, a wank a day keeps the doctor away?
Certainly increases the chances for strokes.
a stroke from a bloke keeps you woke
"And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account."
With the quantity of ejaculations being self controlled, this feels like we could just be looking at a marker of general health.
Right? Like, maybe the precursors to cancer reduce libido?
Yeah, or even the other way around. It's kind of generic, but we feel pretty good about one of the better ways of reducing your risk of cancer being to exercise and eat healthy and that will also get your libido going.
Health insurance plans to offer porn subscriptions
Would've made a brilliant Onion headline. Damn it
For reference, this trial had the following groups, based on Ejaculation's Per Month (EPM)
Why would you set the top category as less than daily?
You would have to assume some of the guys in the 21+ EPM bracket were hitting over 40, at least.
Maybe there is no limit? Maybe literally infinite ejaculation, from the start of November to the end, day and night, wake and sleep, completely eliminates any possibility of prostate cancer.
Achieving infinite ejaculation has been a dream of humankind since the dawn of time.
A state of perpetual bliss, genitals constantly spraying ejaculatory fluid, the Adonis-like physique that would come from constantly tensing your muscles as waves of pleasure pulse through you, the walls of your house plastered and reeking of semen or female ejaculate (shemen?).
But alas, history has proven that such a dream is unobtainable, and the annals of history are full of those that have died trying to achieve this dream.
There has to be an acceptable line between "no prostate cancer" and "dick falling off".
Okay what about going extreme at thethe other end? I need to know what happens to the 60-90 times per month group.
No matter what lube you are using your cock would be raw
Uhh, I guess you don’t work from home eh? 2-3x daily is rookie junior dev numbers
The key is gentle teasing and then a sudden switch into a resolute, vigorous finish. Keeps the wear and tear down.
You, my friend... you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.
Spontaneous dickputation
Megacancer balls
It's how I get the micro plastics out
I'm pretty busy, can I schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?
but what's your time interval?
Rookie numbers
...one LESS thing to worry about...
Guess my ace ass is getting prostate cancer then lol. I can't even fathom attempting to do half that in a month.
fear not, I'm doing it enough for the both of us.
The hero we deserve
"Scientists"
the difference between fucking about and science is writing it down
Teenage boy scientists
Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.
Only a month? I do it up to 21 times a day.
Yes but what about 3 a day or 90+ a month?
I probably do about that and as far as I can tell I am immortal.
So.... Zero is bad?
I just don't want to clean up after so I don't bother.
