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What if I'm scared too? (media.piefed.world)
submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depending on how you classify a weapon, sure, you get to carry a broken tree branch or a rusty shovel.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you have a rusty shovel in the bed room?

Or do I not want to know?

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just the random midnight urge to dig up treasures, ya know.

...that or to bury the dog cause it's chasing the chickens again .

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Why? The rifle is closer than the shovel, I think I'll grab that instead.