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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

But the spiders eat the bedbugs?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Friendly cuddles without consent? That's assault, brother!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the spider consented.

you know where they wasn't consent? when they killed that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, "squish that spider or so help me you're going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom".

I'd rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a greentext of a dude that didn't get laid because a spider scared the girl off. He killed the spider, only to later find out the girl had some DST. He mourned spiderbro.

that spider was saving bro.

bro didn't deserve that spider

look the spiderhomies need their good night kisses