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Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks (www.theverge.com)

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[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

I think a heat sensor would do just as well since the butthole is hotter. Unless there's some rogue splashes, in which case it might work on low res/high contrast to avoid identifying video. Or maybe lidar, but then it might just shoot the pimples.

All I know is if we start training AI bidet cameras on millions of videos of dirty assholes we're going to get a version of skynet no one is prepared for.