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Microblog Memes

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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Love to know what your diet is.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

No, beavers smell like fish.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Then it would smell like vanilla

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago

The lovely part is that the voiding of said area has a unique sound. Just imagine, as the beaver buddy, hearing three distinct sounds coming from the bathroom. You'd know which one to head in after to take a sniff.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

You’re about to find a few of the lucky 10,000 with that comment.