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They're actually a beaver.
No, beavers smell like fish.
Then it would smell like vanilla
The lovely part is that the voiding of said area has a unique sound. Just imagine, as the beaver buddy, hearing three distinct sounds coming from the bathroom. You'd know which one to head in after to take a sniff.
You’re about to find a few of the lucky 10,000 with that comment.