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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Butt which end is positive vs negative?

I need to know so I can recharge my battery..

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Head positive, tail negative (seriously)

It's pulsed though, not sure how well it would charge a battery

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

You just need capacitors.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?

Or did I miss something here?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That "did I miss something here?" really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm getting "If you're not sure, call IKEA's help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" picture vibes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Well, we can't just release them without a full battery. That would be rather cruel.

[–] magic_window@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Piranhaconda knows what's up

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it created a lot of energy it would need to much food. The beauty of electric defense is that very little energy deposited has an outsized effect, by attacking your electronics directly potentially even killing.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

The water also reduces the electrical resistivity of skin so less power is needed to be harmful (at least for humans, some fish and reptiles are a different story)

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

conventional current positive or electron flow positive?

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that's already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?