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You're not quite there yet. It still says 'real cheese'.
It's not "real cheese" it's "Real Cheese™", it really tastes like cheese.
Pretty sure fake cheese is made with vegetable oil, no?
Also the other day I bought a small block of kraft brand Colby cheese. A little treat for myself.
I always buy whichever brand is on sale. I'm not a cheese snob or anything.
Anywho. I got it out to eat it.
It's super soft. Like. .. well like fake cheese. Just like their kraft singles.
Floppy oily yellow cheese.
I got swindled. It says it's Colby. But it's not ! It's the fake cheese !
Not happy. Won't ever buy it ever again.
They just started doing this. It was real cheese not that long ago. I suspect it's been "cut," with fake cheese.
Like it's not 100% fake cheese. But like 60% fake cheese.
I checked packaging to make sure I just didn't buy the wrong stuff. Nope. It definitely says Colby cheese.
Ah, Real Cheese brand cheese flavored product.
It adds real shareholder value.
"made with" real cheese.
They throw a one ounce cube in with each batch.
or they just place a block of cheese near by as a shelf or counterbalance for the chopping board for the actual ingredients.
Minimum viable product kind of cheese
"Minimum viable product" describes a lot of the items that end up in my grocery cart these days -- produce especially.