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I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal....

She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it...

I know from context it's the president... But it's much funnier to me to picture they mean Johnson from "accounting"...

The practice you describe is explicitly illegal in almost all employment circumstances in the United States.

It's a big metal tube you make a fart noise into... How could you mess with perfection?

I'd like to note that there's nothing stopping you from buying, owning, or operating a car anywhere but public roads. Operating either one in a negligent manner is a crime.

Midwest: "what are you talking about, of course 10 degrees is shorts weather! Oh... You mean Celsius?"

Or the grief has driven him insane, allowing him to hear the narrator.

Not with that attitude you can't.

Yeah, I want to get in on that racket. Red cross says it costs $3900 to run a blood drive.

And as others have said, plasma donation is much more effective.